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Did you know?

​About Us >​

"We're" a small company started by one bored single Pastafarian who didn't have anything better to do. Actually, I'm not even sure that we're really a company. Let's just say website for now.

​Our Vision >

"We" hope that everyone can find a partner who has also been touched by His noodly appendage. The program is 100% free, but that also means that it's not worked by professionals. I've never done anything like this before, so please don't be too surprised if your date goes awfully. 

100% of Pastafarian couples wish they had a dating site to meet on, according to a poll that was not conducted. 

Pastafarianism would hold a score of 9.6/10 on RateMyReligion.com if such a website existed.

Pastafarianism is the only religion with a food based deity, probably, I'm assuming.

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