Noodle Love
The World's Second Pastafarian Dating Site
In your message, please include
-Who ye're seeking (Do ye be a pirate seeking a pirate, a pirate seeking a wench, a wench seeking either, etc.)
-Your general location (Country, state)
-Your age
-Anything you'd like your date to know
Helping you find fellow pirates since 2017!
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​About Us >​
"We're" a small company started by one bored single Pastafarian who didn't have anything better to do. Actually, I'm not even sure that we're really a company. Let's just say website for now.
​Our Vision >
"We" hope that everyone can find a partner who has also been touched by His noodly appendage. The program is 100% free, but that also means that it's not worked by professionals. I've never done anything like this before, so please don't be too surprised if your date goes awfully.
100% of Pastafarian couples wish they had a dating site to meet on, according to a poll that was not conducted.
Pastafarianism would hold a score of 9.6/10 on RateMyReligion.com if such a website existed.
Pastafarianism is the only religion with a food based deity, probably, I'm assuming.